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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:56
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Can relationship issues cause depression?
So they tried
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Still no good
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading